作為一個中國人，也許你能說的清吃葡萄不吐葡萄皮，說得清門前有四十四座石獅子，說得清劉娘年年戀牛郎，但是，你敢挑戰一下英文版的繞口令么?

不作死就不會死，既然點開這篇文章了，那就來試試吧!

1. There is no need to light a night light on a light night like tonight. For a bright night light is just like a slight light.

像今夜這樣明亮的夜晚，就不需要點一盞夜燈，因為明亮的夜燈也會變得微弱。

2. A pleasant peasant keeps a pleasant pheasant and both the peasant and the pheasant are having a pleasant time together.

一位和氣的農民養了一只伶俐的野雞，而且這位和氣的農民和這只伶俐的野雞在一起度過了一段很美好的時光。

3. How many sheets could a sheet slitter slit if a sheet slitter could slit sheets?

如果裁紙機能裁紙的話，一個裁紙機能裁多少張紙呢?

4. Mr. See owned a saw and Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw before Soar saw See.

西先生有一個鋸，薩先生有一個秋千。現在在薩先生看見西先生之前，西先生的鋸鋸斷了薩先生的秋千。

5. If you're keen on stunning kites and cunning stunts, buy a cunning stunning stunt kite.

如果你非常相要好的風箏和精彩的表演，就去買一只漂亮的，靈巧的風箏吧。

6. Ted sent Fred ten hens yesterday, so Fred's fresh bread is ready already.

特德昨天給弗萊德送去了十只母雞，所以弗萊德的新鮮面包已經準備好了。

7. A Finnish fisher named Fisher failed to fish any fish one Friday afternoon and finally he found out a big fissure in his fishing net.

一個名叫費希爾的芬蘭漁民在一個星期五的下午未能捕捉到任何魚，結果他民現他的漁網上有一個大裂口。

8. Franc's father is frying French fries for his five fire-fighter friends after they finished a fire-fighting in a factory.

在結束對一家工廠的滅火戰斗以后，弗蘭克的父親在為他的五個消防隊員朋友炸薯條。